May 2013
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Oh my goodness.
Because I only post here on my iPad, I’ve completely forgotten I have a page of pictures of me from a year ago.
I suppose I will update that tomorrow.
Anonymous asked: My secret: I often lie to my boyfriend about where I seen porn videos. I say I seen this porn on tumblr, when really. I google the shit. I don't even know why I lie to him. lol. He has no problem with porn, and neither do I. I just feel like he'd be like upset.
Anonymous asked: I have huge daddy issues i think. I'm so in love with my boyfriend BUT I its like need him! I wasn't him to take care of me, like I want to be his baby. I don't think I'll get over until I have a baby of my own with him.
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"You're so..."
Finish it in my ask.
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Anonymously tell me your biggest secret.
But please please someone tell me if I finally got the chicken joke right or if I’m thinking too deeply about it because I’ve never understood it
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OH MY GOSH so the chicken is crossing the road to get to the other side, right? well all along I thought it meant the other side of the road, but it means side as in A SIDE OF FOOD LIKE ANOTHER FOOD ITEM
DID I FINALLY JUST UNDERSTAND THIS
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really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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Leah Cheshier for Art3mis in “Ready Player One” please please please please
Like seriously when I meet Ernest Cline this fall I’m definitely begging him to suggest me as at least an extra in the movie
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Flirt with me awkwardly in my ask and I’ll reply publicly
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partially interested in Eurovison, mostly don’t give a damn.
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“body length mirror” yeah that’s great except my body is six feet not four and I really need to see how these shoes look with this shirt ugh