Oh my goodness. Because I only post here on my iPad, I’ve completely forgotten I have a page of pictures of me from a year ago. I suppose I will update that tomorrow.
Anonymous asked: My secret: I often lie to my boyfriend about where I seen porn videos. I say I seen this porn on tumblr, when really. I google the shit. I don't even know why I lie to him. lol. He has no problem with porn, and neither do I. I just feel like he'd be like upset.
Anonymous asked: I have huge daddy issues i think. I'm so in love with my boyfriend BUT I its like need him! I wasn't him to take care of me, like I want to be his baby. I don't think I'll get over until I have a baby of my own with him.
Finish it in my ask.
Anonymously tell me your biggest secret.
But please please someone tell me if I finally got the chicken joke right or if I’m thinking too deeply about it because I’ve never understood it
OH MY GOSH so the chicken is crossing the road to get to the other side, right? well all along I thought it meant the other side of the road, but it means side as in A SIDE OF FOOD LIKE ANOTHER FOOD ITEM DID I FINALLY JUST UNDERSTAND THIS
really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Leah Cheshier for Art3mis in “Ready Player One” please please please please Like seriously when I meet Ernest Cline this fall I’m definitely begging him to suggest me as at least an extra in the movie
Flirt with me awkwardly in my ask and I’ll reply publicly
partially interested in Eurovison, mostly don’t give a damn.
“body length mirror” yeah that’s great except my body is six feet not four and I really need to see how these shoes look with this shirt ugh